Jokes

Funny laughing stories, Short and Funny Jokes in English

 Funny laughing stories, Short and Funny Jokes in English
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dating Process
6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 Weeks: Honey, I'm home.
6 Months: BACK!!
6 Years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 Weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 Months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room!
6 Years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 Weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 Months: Here, for you.
6 Years: PHONE RINGING Continue

Latest Adult, dirty, Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes 

How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which period it belongs to.

What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas Continue